Cosatto, the brightest pushchair company on the block, is looking for a Director of Happy! The role involves giving honest opinions, choosing colours and patterns, dancing, dressing up (in other people's shoes) and generally helping Cosatto in its mission to Save the World from Boring Baby Stuff.
Perks include free jellybeans, uniform, and unlimited use of the in-house slide! Sound like a dream job? Candidates should be friendly, talkative team players who love the camera - and most importantly aged between 3 and 5 years old!
Sadly, it's a one-day-only role for later this month, but parents of the successful applicant will receive £300 in Cosatto vouchers as payment.
If your little one would be perfect, you'll need to hurry! Apply with your name, age, photo, fave food, fave colour and fave teddy to email@example.com before the closing date of 7th January 2018.